Fat Girls |
LyricsShe sits in squalid splendor, refuse at her feetNothin' else in her world, so she just sits and eats Got her own refrigerator built into her chair Twenty pounds of bon bons and Diet Coke stashed in there Chorus: Fat girls, fat girls, don't give up on life Fat boys, fat boys, are lookin' for a wife Her face looks like a pizza, a large with olives and 'shrums And her armpits drip residue like NBA locker rooms Hair sproutin' from giant moles, zits poppin' on her chin That moustache on her upper lip, is the only thing she's got that's thin CHORUS She once had a boyfriend, he seemed heaven sent He went down, now he's not around; no one knows where he went Searched all her nooks and crannies, and all her cavities Finally found his watch, stuck in her crotch, in a hunk of gouda cheese CHORUS X 2 |
| Short Song Description: Fat girls |
| Lyric Credits: Chuck Stange |
| Music Credits: Chuck Stange |
| Producer Credits: Harley Toberman |
| Publisher Credits: Hookshot Music |
| Performance Credits: BMI |
| Label Credits: Escaleras records |
| Song Length: 2:13 |
| Primary Genre: Folk-Western |
| Secondary Genre: - |
| Tempo / Feel: Medium (111 - 130) |
| Lead Vocal: Male Vocal |
| Subject Matter 1: Comedy, Funny |
| Mood 1: Glad |